Midget time!

Right, time to wow you with some non-bassy wonders. A bit of quiet after the storm of electro and fidget we’ve been posting recently!

SOLO – MIDGETS IN BRICKLANE

BORIS DLUGOSCH – BANGKOK (ROSKA REMIX) (128)

MAJOR LAZER – PON DE FLOOR (ALVARO REMIX)

JESSE ROSE – HEAVY STILL (ZOMBIE DISCO SQUAD REMIX)

THE XX – INTRO (128)

MALENTE, DEX – LIONS FT. NEW KID (DOUSTER REMIX)

RENAISSANCE MAN – 20 MIN MINIMIX

 

Feelin Lazy….

Feeling extraordinarily lazy today. Its monday and I should be doing some work, reading or thinking of a more creative way to post these tracks. The truth is I can’t be fucked to do any of those things, just take my word for it, these tracks are sick, get em.

HOURATRON – CORPORATE OCCULT (get his new EP now!)

THE COUNT & SINDEN – ELEPHANT 1234

INDO – R U SLEEPING (LEE MORTIMER REMIX)

INDO – R U SLEEPING (LEE MORTIMER REMIX – JEFF DOUBLEU EDIT)

BUTTERFLAKE & GARY CAOS – IMMATURE (CALVERTRON REMIX)

DADA LIFE – LET’S GET BLEEPED TONIGHT (MUSTARD PIMP REMIX)

MAJOR LAZER – PON DE FLOOR (FLUFFTRONIX REMIX)

JAYFORCE – SMASH BOX

POLA-RIOT – SUPERPIMPIN

PHOENIX – FENCES (NONEWYORK REMIX)

DJ FIXX – SHAKE IT NAUGHTY (ELECTRIC SOULSIDE REMIX)

BLATTA & INESHA – OMGITM SUPERMIX 18

Tracklisting:

1 intro
2 useless wooden toys – fuckin’ business – blatta & inesha rmx
3 gtronic – iron man – stereo heroes rmx
4 kickoh – stompin – blatta & inesha stomp on ya puss rmx
5 toy quantize – weather change – doc trashz rmx
6 pink’s a pad – pink is back
7 axel and the farmers – dancehall – blatta & inesha rmx
8 shakira – she wolf – pance party rmx
9 pola riot – superpimpin – blatta & inesha rmx
10 blatta & inesha ft wiskey pete – what’s the time
11 lazy rich – funkjet – jay robinson & supabeats rmx
12 blatta & inesha ft rqm – bite your lip
13 sawgood ft a girl and a gun – teenage blitz – blatta & inesha rmx
14 blatta & inesha – get fucked up
15 blatta & inesha ft edu k – pancadao supersonico
16 mustard pimp and blatta & inesha – pigeon flu
17 i corvi – un ragazzo di strada

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JSaxton

JSaxton is a relatively new producer from Leeds bringing us some superb dubstep. Lots of variation and profound noises. We’ve got two tasty originals and two remixes of very well known tunes, ‘Pon De Floor’ (of course) and Claude VonStroke’s ‘ Who’s Afraid of Detroit’ with that classic synth line welded together with proper distorted bass. Check out the two bonus tracks as well, especially Cookie Monsta’s crudely named ‘Ginger Pubes’ which is FUCKING HEAVY!!!

JSAXTON – LET IT RAVE

JSAXTON – TRY THIS ON SCOPE

CLAUDE VONSTROKE – WHO’S AFRAID OF DETROIT (JSAXTON REMIX)

MAJOR LAZER – PON DE FLOOR (JSAXTON REMIX)

 

BONUS!!

COOKIE MONSTA – GINGER PUBES

TOM PIPER & NICK CARRELLI – INDISCO (BAR 9 REMIX)

BEAUTaucue

New French artist Beataucue is taking the scene by storm with remixes of huge artists and tracks. His warped and fresh take on tribal and tech house is really catching the eye of many top dj’s and as a result is getting a lot of play time, even got a radio rip from Kissy Sell Out’s radio one show, safe. I’ll put the tracks in order of how much I like ‘em (best at the top).

BRODINSKI & NOOB – PEANUTS CLUB (BEATAUCUE REMIX) RADIO RIP

NT89 & DISTRAKT – PUMPIN (BEATAUCUE REMIX) (removed by request)

MAJOR LAZER – PON DE FLOOR (BEATAUCUE REMIX)

CROOKERS – PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME (BEATAUCUE REMIX)

 

And now a little bonus, since I’m posting a remix of Noob & Brodinski’s, here’s a little taster of their new EP ‘Peanuts Club’ in the form of a great tech house track from it.

NOOB & BRODINSKI – CAJOU CLUB

R!M!E!!!!!!

Australian geez R!M!E sent us a couple of tracks which are definately worth a post. We’ve also got his remix of ‘Pon De Floor’ and a mixtape. I can’t quite put my finger on his style as the three tracks range from fidget/wobble (remix of Fake Blood) to tech house (‘Hit n Run’) to tribal house (remix of ‘Pon De Floor’), although tech and tribal can very much overlap as genres. His mix has a great range of genres including fidget, dubstep, tech house and even a bit of Jimi Hendrix!

FAKE BLOOD – FIX YOUR ACCENT (R!M!E REMIX)

R!M!E! – HIT N RUN CLIP

MAJOR LAZER – PON DE FLOOR (R!M!E REMIX)

R!M!E – JULY 2009 MIXTAPE

Tracklisting:

Jimi Hendrix – Purple Haze
Rye Rye – Bang (Buraka Som Sistema remix)
Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip – Look For The Woman (Fake Blood remix)
Major Lazer – Pon De Floor (Ernold Sane mix)
Radioclit – Divine Gosa (Kevstar remix)
TJR – Sonic Chronic (Lee Mortimer remix)
Will Bailey, Wongo – The Cannock Wobble (Bill Eff remix)
Shab Ruffcut – Twist
2 Bit Thugs – A Good Look
Will Bailey – Hustlin and Scratchin
Scottie B, King Tutt – African Chant (Top Billin remix)
Kraymer – You Cant Change Me (R!M!E remix)
Seiji – Todo Mundo
Percao – Diplo
Major Lazer – Hold The Line (Golden Gloves remix)
Zombie Disco Squad – Eurovision (The Boog-A-Loo Crew Remix)
Kevin Rudolf – Welcome To The World (High Rankin remix)
Bar 9 – Shaolin Style (Nero remix)
Skream – Oskillatah
Holliewood – No Sleep Til Brooklyn

THE HERCULES MIXTAPE! READY YOURSELF!

Mustard Pimp have crafted 12 hours worth of mixtape! 12 bloody hours! Fucking hell! Its been split into 12 hour long mixes of which some have different themes. The first two contain only new banging electro, the third is pure filthy Mustard Pimp, the fourth is their best of electro 2006-2008, the fifth to seventh is their collection of techno and acid oldschool classics, the eighth to tenth are UK acid techno classics, and the last two are gabber and harcore classics. Basically the best of mental dance for the last 20 years! And we also have two new Mustard Pimp tracks for you! They’re remix of The Hives’ classic ‘Main Offender’ and Partyshank’s ‘Virgin’ which I’ve been waiting to come out in 320 kbps for a long time! Oh wait, and we also collected as many (legal to post and available) tracks from the opening two mixtapes.

MUSTARD PIMP – HERCULES MIXTAPE

PARTYSHANK – VIRGIN (MUSTARD PIMP REMIX)

THE HIVES – MAIN OFFENDER (MUSTARD PIMP REMIX)

SLUTTT – I MADE THIS SONG FOR DIM MAK TUESDAYS IN LA

ORBITAL – LUSH (HERVE REMIX)

MARC ROMBOY VS. TOMMIE SUNSHINE – BODYJACK (DAN AUX’S WAY CRAZIES! REMIX)

MAJOR LAZER – PON DE FLOOR (CHEWY CHOCOLATE COOKIES REMIX)

THE YOUNG PUNX – ROCK STAR (SHINICHI OSAWA REMIX)

MALENTE – MUSIC FOREVER (DADA LIFE REMIX)

GTRONIC – DESTROYER

DETBOI – COME REST UP

AFROJACK – WAHO

 

The ridiculous tracklisting:

Hour 1 – The Nemean Lion

1)Gtronic – Destroyer
2)Toxic Avenger & Trash Yourself – Die (Lazy Ants Remix)
3)Marc Romboy vs Tommie Sunshine – Bodyjack (Dan Aux’s Way Crazies Remix)
4)Mumdance & Brodinski – Eurostarr ( Nic Sarno Remix)
5)NT89 & Distrakt – Pumpin’
6)Sluttt – I Made This Song For Dim Mak Tuesday In LA
7)Soda N Suds – We Do It Again (Gtronic Duck & Slide Remix)
8)Fake Blood – The Dozen
9)Gossip – Love Long Distance (Fake Blood Remix)
10)Dub Pistols – Love (Foamo Remix)
11)Orbital – Lush (Hervé Remix)
12)Destroy Disco – Here It Comes (Malente Remix)
13))Dada Life – Let’s Get Bleeped Tonight (Mustard Pimp Remix)
14)Pola-Riot – Superpimpin
15)Don Nola – Menthos Coolos
16)The Young Punx – Rock Star (Shinichi Osawa Remix)
17)Tom Deluxx – Reactivate
18)Mustard Pimp Feat Kali – Cherry (Mustard Pimp Dark Remix)
19)A1 Bassline – Let It Roll
20)Ikki vs The Presidents – Circus
21)Detboi – Get Low
22)Calvertron – Buggin
23)Sawgood Ft Calvertron – Sawtron
24)Steve Aoki Feat Zuper Blahq – I’m In Da House (Gigi Barocco Remix)

Hour 2 – The Lernaean Hydra

25)Major Lazer – Pon De Floor (Chewy Chocolate Cookies Remix)
26)Gigi Barocco – Gomma Gomma
27)Lionel Richie – All Night Long (Mightyfools Remix)
28)Fall Out Boy – I Don’t Care (Tommie Sunshine & Mightyfools Remix)
29)Blatta & Inesha – Raw Power
30)Autoerotique – Gladiator (Steve Aoki x DJ AM Remix)
31)Chewy Chocolate Cookies – This Is Massive (Cyberpunkers Remix)
32)Blatta & Inesha – Urban Cougar
33)Phatzoo – Think About The Way
34)Blatta & Inesha Feat Edu K – Pancadao Supersonico
35)The Hives – Main Offender (Mustard Pimp Remix)
36)Sound Of Stereo – Chewbox
37)Malente – Music Forever (Dada Life Remix)
38)Donald Glaude – Drive Me Crazy (Hot Pink Delorean Remix)
39)Sawgood – Ctrl Ur Brain
40)Sabotage VS Peter – This Place Is Death
41)Cyberpunkers – Check This Out (Chewy Chocolate Cookies Remix)
42)Just Jack – Doctor Doctor (Hot Pink Deloreon Remix)
43)Ikki – Bakala Banger
44)Fatboy Slim – Right Here Right Now (Trumpdisco Remix)

Hour 3 – The Golden Hind of Artemis

45)Mustard Pimp – Gold!
46)Bryan Cox – Let’s Go To Work ( Mustard Pimp Remix)
47)Will Smith – Fresh Prince Of Bel Air ( Mustard Pimp Remix)
48)Steed Lord – Take My Hand (Mustard Pimp Remix)
49)Mustard Pimp – Télésiège
50Larry Tee – Let’s get Nasty (Mustard Pimp Remix)
51)Mustard Pimp – Valium
52)Mustard Pimp – Rubik
53)Mustard Pimp Feat A Girl & A Gun – Beetle Gum
54)Partyshank – Virgin (Mustard Pimp Remix)
55)Atari Teenage Riot – Rage (Mustard Pimp Remix)
56)A1 Bassline – Bad Man Horror Theme(Mustard Pimp Remix)
57)Steve Aoki – Dead Meat (Mustard Pimp Remix)
58)Missill – Chuppa (Mustard Pimp Remix)
59)DJ Jean – The Launch (Mustard Pimp Edit)
60)Mustard Pimp Vs Stereoheroes – Shark Spray
61)Mustard Pimp – Oh La La Satan
62)Mustard Pimp Feat Kali – Cherry
63)Mustard Pimp – Kiwi
64)Mustard Pimp – Wha, Han, Yeah, Shit
65)Mustard Pimp – RER D (Villeneuve Triage Edit)
66)Modo – Ein, Zwei, Polizei (Mustard Pimp Remix)
67)Motorhead – Ace Of Spades (Mustard Pimp Remix)
68)Mustard Pimp – RER E (Pantin Edit)

Hour 4 – The Erymanthian Boar

69)Alter Ego – Why Not
70)Zombie Nation – Forza
71)Miles Dyson Vs. Blende – Massenbewegungsmittel
72)Ben Blash – Help Me!
73)Spektrum – Kinda New (Tiefschwarz Remix)
74)Darren Mase – Take That Record Off (Mike Heart Remix)
75)Cirez D – Mouseville’s Theme
76)Aaren San – Miles Dysons Bad As Hell Dub
77)Deniz Koyu – Taste Me 2007
78)Kid Dub – Flip It
79)Krafft – Rock Da House
80)Ben Blash – My Crazy Soul
81)Black Russian – Turbo Wolf
82)Dylan Rhymes – Stars (Club Mix)
83)Dilemn – Ghetto Town
84)Mischa Daniels – Off My Rocker(The Bad Mix)
85)Kid Dub – I m Your Boogeyman
86)Culprit One – Tricks (Rogue Element Remix)
87)Tagtraumer – Capisce (Benvenito Remix by Ampere)
88)Scissor Sisters – Shes My Man (Goose Remix)
89)Noisia-Yellow Brick
90)Pendulum Feat. The Freestylers – Fasten Your Seltbelt

Hour 5 – The Augean Stables

91)Nuclear Hyde – Running Man
92)Planetary Assault Systems – In From The Night
93)DJ Hell – Hot In The Heels Of Love [Dave Clarke Remix]
94)Robert Armani – Scoreboard
95)Neil Landstrumm – Sniff and Destroy
96)Neil Landstrumm – Slack Back
97)Paul Birken – Speaker Freak
98)Gigglatron – Kromozone
99)Kareem Smith – There’s Some Hoes
100)Bxxx – Disappear
101)Kid Acid – Notarious
102)Woody Mc Bride – The Birdman
103)Thomas Schumacher – When i Rock
104)Chris McCormack – Flight Decimator
105)High Frequency – Hard At Work

Hour 6 – The Stymphalian Birds

106)Madame Dubois – Road Rage MkII
107)Cristian Vogel – Defunkt
108)Dima – Beaten 4 Nothing
109)Trax X – Gravity
110)Adam Beyer – Drumcodes 1.1
111)R.N.D. Technologies – Ultrafilter
112)Octodread – Untitled
113)Cristien Vogel – Demolish
114)Sulfurex – Point Break
115)Brixton – Psyquencies
116)Johannes Heil – Untitled
117)Jeff Amadeus – Whiston Road
118)High Frequency – Rumble
119)Clemens Neufeld – Wiper
120)Double Face – Wasp’s Nest
121)Critical Mass – Psychotic Break
122)Taladu & Haywood Jablome – StaticTool

Hour 7 – The Cretan Bull

123)Gamble 202 – Spicy Bread Of Charity Part 2
124)Mike Ink – 5 Years on Acid
125)Public Energy – Three O Three
126)Avanti – Girlz
127)DJ Looney Tunes – Beatbox (Live Hardcore Mix)
128)Woody Mc Bride – Perfect Awareness
129)DJ Esp – Kill Your Television
130)Paul Birken – Numbskull
131)Mike Dearborn – An Acid Memory
132)Plank – Breath Of Brooklyn
133)Confusion A – Confused
134)D24 – Dog Style
135)Octodread – Spin Dryer
136)Unknown Structure – Helixcoid
137)DJ Apollo – B True 2 Your SKool ( DJ ESP Edit)
138)Pump Panel – Confusion Dub
139)Plank – Acid Wars

Hour 8 – The Mares of Diomedes

140)Biochip C – Fucking Evil
141)A + E Dept – The Rabbit’s Name Was
142)Star Power – Xray OK
143)N Son X – Humanoid
144)Chris Liberator – The Heart Of Trance
145)Techno Kixx – Acid Booster (Part 1)
146)Brain 8 – Into The Future (High Density Mix)
147)Lab 4 – Sensory Overload
148)DDR & Geezer – Mad Cows On Acid
149)Temperature Drop – Blank Empty Space
150)Temperature Drop – Paranoia
151)Magnum Force – Unlucky Punk
152)Sarcoblast – Sarcoflaps
153)Hardcore Disco 2000 – Blueprint
154)Trapeze Artists – General Narcotic Indica & Popeye’s Montreal Fix Remix)
155)The Binmen – The Bird

Hour 9 – The Girdle of the Amazon Queen

156)Crash N Burn – Santa Pod
157)Secret Hero – Build Up The Pressure
158)Chris Liberator – Cat’s Eye
159)Choci & Injector – Acid War
160)Kektex vs Sarcoblast – Inner City Junkies
161)Sarcoblast – Diseased Acid
162)Dynamo City – Poison In The MAchine
163)Lochi – Element
164)Enri Lorenz – Mobile Telephone
165)Kektex – Godstopper
166)Choci & Geezer – Monomadness
167)Cixx vs The Vynil Junk – Bounce N Shake
168)Dynamo City – One Night In Hackney
169)Headrush Tactics – Acid Culture (Definition)

Hour 10 – The Cattle of the Monster Geryon

170)Secret Hero – 1999 Flakey Gigs
171)Dave The Drummer & KN – Mito City Express
172)Trip Hazard – One Drug
173)Crash N Burn – Blow The Bloody Doors Off (Crash N Burn’s Smash + Grab Mix)
174)Dave The Drummer & Chris Liberator – Dynamo City (Crash N Burn Trans Metropolitan Remix)
175)Winnebago Warriors – Trailer Trash (Chris Liberator and Geezer Trash The Trailer and Weight In It Remix)
176)Well Paid Scientists – High Noon In Gotham City (To The Batrave… Let’s Go!) (Jon The Dentist Big Club Remix)
177)The Head Hunterz – Masterz Of Evil
178)Cyborg X – X Factor
179)Kektex vs. Immersion – Plastik
180)Lab 4 – Reformation
181)Lab 4 – Soul Fire
182)Tarball & Lungbutter – Sonic Eruptor (Rozzer’s Dog Enhanced Underpants Remix)
183)Mish Mash – Fuck With The Program (Balloonhead’s “Oi Oi” Part 2 Mix)
184)A + E Dept – Experiment 4 (Mish Mash’s Clank ‘n’ Mash Mix)

Hour 11 – The Apples of the Hesperides

185)Dr Macabre – Gates Of Hell
186)Celsius – I’m Barge
187)Rave Creator – A New Mind (Cold Rush Phuture Remix)
188)The Mover & Rave Creator – Astral Demons 94 (Cold Planet Remix)
189)Nasty Django – Let It Roarrr
190)The Mover & Rave Creator – O.K. Bassquake
191)Nasty Django & DJ Cirillo – Deal With Beats
192)Rob Gee – Na Na (Original Flava)
193)Marshall Masters Feat The Ultimate MC – I Like It Loud
194)The Horrorist – Flesh Is The Fever
195)Manu Le Malin – An Old Dream
196)Predator – Mind Of A Lunatic
197)Manga Corps – First Wave
198)Lunatic Asylum – Chaos Effect
199)Lenny Dee VS DJ Edge – Silence Of Eternity
200)Future Viper – Paranoid Beauty
201)Buzz Fuzz – D Leria
202)Chosen Few – I’m A Ruffneck
203)Nasty Django – Slam
204)Nasty Django – Hardcore Muthafucka
205)Neuroviolence – Surfing On A Sea Of Blood
206)Mike Ink & The Chain Of Brotherhood – Lovely, Ugly, Brutal World

Hour 12 – The Cerberus

207)French Connection – Bullshit
208)Party Madness – Candyman
209)Dr Macabre – Somebody Get Me A Kleenex
210)Billy The Kid – 20 000 Tons
211)Speed Freak – The Killer
212)Chosen Few – Danica
213)Chosen Few – Name Of The DJ
214)Speed Nova – Acid Instinct
215)Heist – Corridors (Neuroviolence Remix By System Exclusive)
216)T.Urbulence N’ T.errorist – 6 Million Way TO Die
217)Gringo – Rules
218)Difficult Child – Big Bang
219)Monty – Hardcore Gabba
220)RMB – The Place TO Be
221)Speed Freak – Freak Tonight
222)Speed Freak – Pow Pow
223)Technohead – Banana-Na-Na (Phun Phactory Remix)
224)The Destroyer – Streetfuckers
225)Wendy Milan – Big Bad Brothers
226)Itchy Trigger Finger Niggers – Untitled
227)3 Steps Ahead – Drop It

major lazer bounce for mishka!!!

mishka nyc presents keep watch volume 10——— MAJOR LAZEr !!!!!!!!!!!!

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“Major Lazer is a Jamaican commando who lost his arm in the secret Zombie War of 1984. The US military rescued him and repurposed experimental lazers as prosthetic limbs. Since then Major Lazer has been a hired renegade soldier for a rogue government operating in secrecy underneath the watch of M5 and the CIA. His cover is that of a dancehall night club owner from Trinidad and he enlisted the help of long-time allies and uber-producers, Diplo and Switch, to produce his first LP. His true mission is to protect the world from the dark forces of evil that live just under the surface of a civilized society. He fights vampires and various monsters, parties hard, and has a rocket powered skateboard.”

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More Essential Tunage

Yet another post with no theme but the awesome power of dance music. More new brilliant tunes for you to blast through your earphones at full volume, let the nation be a hearing impared nation!

Fake Blood is probably one of the most sort after artists on the blogosphere. He even released a fake remix (of Darude-Sandstorm) to the blogs and they still hype hype hyped it. Luckily being Wizards which are Better, we saw through Fake Blood’s gag and even managed to laugh with him! HAHAHA! His new remix is not fake, but Fake Blood (i.e. fucking beaut). Once again captivating us with a georgeous melodic hook using his definitive Fake Blood synths and more, ultimately producing a, dare I say it, melancholic track. Amazing variation and just a wondeful tune.

CALVIN HARRIS – READY FOR THE WEEKEND (FAKE BLOOD REMIX)

 

Another blogosphere lover is Major Lazer. Boy do we love it.  Now here we have five remixes of ‘Hold The Line’ taken from Mad Decent blog, they’re all freaking awesome. I’ll go through them quickly my genreising (I know its not a word) each remix. Skream: Very minimal afrobeat/dubstep. DZ: Dubstep/breakbeat with heavy, jabbing bass. Edu K: Minimal dancehall/afrobeat. Toadally Krossed Out: Interesting take on DnB using drum rolls. Audio Dakoos: Hyper dubstep with excellent variation.

MAJOR LAZER – HOLD THE LINE (SKREAM REMIX)

MAJOR LAZER – HOLD THE LINE (DZ REMIX)

MAJOR LAZER – HOLD THE LINE (EDU K REMIX)

MAJOR LAZER – HOLD THE LINE (TOADALLY KROSSED OUT REMIX)

MAJOR LAZER – HOLD THE LINE (AUDIO DAKOOS REMIX) >>>FAVE!

 

Who would have thought that Lee Mortimer’s remix of  ‘Rockerman’ by Foamo would ever be challenged. Dem Slackers did! And what a job they’ve done. The original wobble ryhthm, changing the tune and fucking around with it superbly!

FOAMO – ROCKERMAN (DEM SLACKERS REMIX)

 

A1 Bassline is always capable of producing wobbly bangers. But I do feel that his last few remixes (quite a few) have been quite samey in the use of his classic machine gun wobble sound.If you’ve been following his work for the last few months you’d probably know what’s coming just before the drop. But hey, this track is awesome no doubt, but what happened to the days of ‘Bad Man Horror Theme’, probably his best track. If you have no idea what I’m on about, then you’ll definately love this track anyway!

GARY GO – ENGINES (A1 BASSLINE REMIX)

 

BONUS!!!!

Now we don’t usually have ‘Bonus’ tracks on this blog. But seeing as all of the above are brand spanking new, I thought that a track nearly a year old wouldn’t correlate. Its an old Mightyfools remix I found and I love it, amongst all their other stuff. Bouncy, bassy and brilliant; the least you can expect from probably my favourite artists.

JACKINORI – BA BADA (MIGHTYFOOLS REMIX) 

Post Glasto Post

Glastonbury was an experience beyond explanation. So much amazing, strange, fun, trippy, euphoric, chilled, banging stuff going on. You could stay in the dance village and dance all day, or chill at the stone circle with a spliff, or go and get stuck in to the best bands the world has to offer, and SO MUCH MORE. Blur was my highlight, having been into them in my childhood and now just appreciating how diversive and musically brilliant they are. Damon Albarn cried on stage which got me going as well!

 

Animal Collective were out of this world. All of their songs were mixed into one long, dreamy trip with tight singing harmonies and synths. The light show they put on was entrancing and I found myself doing some real hippy dancing throughout the whole thing. ‘Brother Sport’ was the closing song and as thats my absolute favourite, I left on an obscene high!Apart from that, out of the actual bands, I saw Spinal Tap who were hilarious!

The dance village was my home. The weekend was kicked off early on thursday with Raffertie who filled out the Dance Lounge (huge) and as this was one of the only acts on at the time. But he was insane, luring in the unknowing crowd with classic dance tunes and then dropping them into dirty bassline, what a way to start Glasto! I’m not quite sure what days all the rest of the dance acts were on as its a bit of a blur at the moment! But I do remember that we saw Skream & Benga who obviously didn’t dissapoint. Rusko got his bass guitar out and Joker (directed towards by Skream when I bumped into him, hopefully not to get me to fuck off!) was probably my favourite dubstep act. Managed to catch the end of Don Diablo who was well into it before Jack Beats which was pretty empty but fucking awesome as he played all his own tracks (incedently, I heard ‘UFO K-hole bass’ three times over the weekend!!). Scratch Perverts was a let down due to their speakers fucking up even though they had a sick set. Wow loads of others, Deadmau5 was BANGing and Zinc had Benga bigging him up on stage which added to the great atmosphere his sounds produced. Oh, and of course Crookers who got the whole tent stomping even though at one point the speakers fucked up. Annie Mac was very excellent as well playing the best of all genres whilst Caspa played some evil, alien dubstep. Basically the dance village was a massive rave with constant floor fillers of every dance sub genre pumping out all day and night.

As we haven’t been able to bring the tunes, here’s a tasty selection mostly including artists we saw, so it does relate to Glasto a bit?!

TOTALLY ENORMOUS EXTINCT DINOSAURS – BOURNEMOUTH

Firstly we have a euphoric sexy synth driven tune with some funky bass, resolving into a great house track.

JESSE ROSE – TOUCH MY HORN (CROOKERS REMIX)

Now a new Crookers remix, jackin house to the max with horns!

MAJOR LAZER – PON DE FLOOR

One of the classic tunes at the moment. Heard it so many times at Glasto to my great delight. Major Lazer is taking over the blogosphere in a big way.

LA ROUX – TIGERLILY (B.RICH REMIX)

A dirty dirty dubstep remix of La Roux. Quite similar to all the other of its kind but don’t we just fucking love it!

ZINC – SUBMARINES

LA ROUX – BULLETPROOF (ZINC REMIX)

Zinc is another guy taking over the blogosphere and rightly so with a new sub-genre dubbed ‘crack house’ by the man himself. Formerly known for producing drum ‘n’ bass, he’s been converted to the house side of dance and thank the lord for that. Much the same as Hostage who produces banging electro wobble today after being a d’n'b head.

BEAT ASSASSINS – BOOM STYLE (AC SLATER REMIX)

On the subject of convertion from d’n'b to electro, AC Slater has converted ‘Boom Style’ into some funky, bassy electro. GO ON MY SON!

DJ LOVEBOAT – OH THE BASS!

Sexy techno/electro. Clean, punchy drums have a stabby bass to get you moving.

THE ROOTS VS. DON DIABLO – THE SEED 3.0

MICHAEL JACKSON  – ROCK WITH YOU (DON DIABLO REMIX)

Not just posting bangers here. The Roots vs. Don Diablo is very cool and respect for MJ on the other Don track.

COMPANY C – GHETTO BASS MIX

The mixtape was sent to us by a dude called Company C and its very well mixed with loads of our faves Jack Beats and A1 Bassline.

Tracklisting:

Get Down – Jack Beats

Its What you do to me (jack beats remix) – Steed Lord

What (Dub) – Jack beats Ft Mc Dynamit

Where’s My Money (Caspa Remix – Jack Beats Re-Edit) – TC

Hooligans (A1 Bassline Remix) – Don Diablo & Example

Back of the Van (A1 Bassline Remix) – Ladyhawke

Don’t Let Go (A1 Bassline Radio Edit) – Yo Majesty

Like to Freak (DJ Bam Bam Remix) – Kelevra

It’s Going Down – Lee Mortimer & Foamo         

Manabadman (Andy George Re-Fix) – Toddla T

Thats all from me, we’ll see a lot more posting from ‘The Wizard’ now he’s finished his exams which is very exciting!

LONG LIVE GLASTONBURY!

PEACE

WIZARDS XXXXX

sex///sex…electrodubggeagit

:::::vandalsavage ramblings::::::

still feeling pretty lazy at the moment but >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with a wizardsarebetter affiliated night on the cards in london! in JULY, (possibly the 9th). i’ve become best friends with my email for the moment. wooooooooooooo. but here’s a fat list of the songs i’ve really been loving at the moment

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the krazy baldhead cover of ghostbusters, that i LOVE, has given me faith in the future of kitsune.  really not sure if the aniki remix of gigi and b&a has already been posted but it’s a monstrostity. got some proper dub from witty boy with his take on the infamous ‘bring it on’ and some EEEEEEEVILLL dubstep from cookie monsta. the song is named frontline and it will blow your mind. this guy is the best thing in dubstep (along with 16bit). a sick IKKI remix, classic felix cartal and amazing siriusmo. there’s the dancing done>>>

ghostbusters::::::krazy baldhead feat. outlines

where is it (aniki’s atm mix)::::::gigi barocco+blatta&inesha

bring it on (witty boy dub)::::::leon jean-marie

frontline::::::cookie monsta

spacer woman (ikki remix)::::::charlie

need your loving (felix cartal remix)::::::laidback luke

too simple::::::siriusmo

sound of stereo’s new mixtape which is the sex!! just check the tracklist!

1. kissy sell out – this kiss (jack beats remix)
2. major lazer – pon di floor
3. sporty-O feat. keith mac – guestlist (rico tubbs remix)
4. gigi barocco Vs blatta & inesha – where is it (anikis A.T.M. remix)
5. bad men – rockid (mightyfools remix)
6. sound of stereo – jack my trombone
7. rico tubbs – boom riddim (sharkslayer remix)
8. will bailey & wongo – cannock wobble (sound of stereo remix)
9. jamie fanatic – suckaz they dont know
10.mix hell – highly explicit (huoratron remix)
11.boltan – creepy (mightyfools remix)
12.kry wolf – mucky feat. M.O.N.G.R.E.L.
13.bird peterson – the essence
14.tiga – what you need (proxy Remix)
15.jay robinson – acid line (tom deluxx remix)
16. dj manaia – sobrevivente de rave (sound of stereo remix)
17. gigi barocco – puah

  

and a few others that i just haven’t managed to get outta my head. seriously////seriously good music. ttc and a feel good ganja tune. the best ganja tune. safe.

travailler::::::ttc

ganja planta::::::marlon asher 

AND BIG UP JEAN FELINE FOR THE GRAPHICS. CHECK HIM OUT AT CREATIVE MINDS ON FACEBOOK (sickness)